Fact I eat like an animal which I blame entirely on my father who was one of those people who would take your fries without asking etc. So you had to eat your food fast so that it didn’t all just go to feed the alpha. Here’s the worst thing: you need to eat fast so other people don’t get your food BUT ALSO it is terrible when you have finished your food and other people are still eating because they have food you don’t. Paradox. I used to order nachos in college and my boyfriend would ask for one and at first I would let him “of course!” but then we were together a while and it was like, ok but don’t take one with a lot of cheese, and then eventually it was “actually, anticipate and your need for nachos and purchase your own accordingly.” We broke up.
Things I do so fast it is basically counts as breaking the social contract but I seriously cannot help it:
2) go down stairs